>The Great Firewall versus the Dancing Laowai

>My battles againt the Great Firewall of China. The Great Wall kept out the evil hordes. Shall the Great Firewall keep them out as well, weilding their vicious wordpress blogs with 2 readers a month, both of whom subsist on a diet of stale milk and old cheese?

Let us see…

WordPress is blocked.

Great Firewall: 1
Dancing Laowai: 0

No fear. Blogspot is up.

Great Firewall: 1
Dancing Laowai: 1

There goes Blogspot. Great Firewall breaks the tie.

Great Firewall: 2
Dancing Laowai: 1

But wait, what’s this? The Dancing Laowai has found a proxy!

Great Firewall: 2
Dancing Laowai: 2

Tie game! What will the Great Firewall’s next move be?

Blogspot blocked. Proxy blocked.

Great Firewall: 4
Dancing Laowai: 2

Uh-oh. The one and only Dancing Laowai is in trouble. He’s reeling folks…

Google’s gone.

Great Firewall: 5
Dancing Laowai: 2

He nearly down. FINISH HIM!

A narcissitic scar! Facebook and Twitter are gone!

Great Firewall: 6
Dancing Laowai: 2

FATALITY. The Great Firewall Wins. That was pathetic.