>I am currently redoing my resume to make it more attractive, i.e. following my friend’s copy and… enhancing certain activities.
I understand that resumes contain a fair amount of bullshit, but the following blows my mind. She is describing her tenure as an oral English teacher in China:
Professor
[school name]
[city and province] China
May 1, 2009- Present
I tried to do the same. I mean, I really tried. But my fingers simply could not type the correct letters. It’s like that scene from Liar Liar when Jim Carrey is holding up the pen and trying to say it’s red.
The fucking thing is blue. And I was fucking oral English teacher.
The “teacher” part being the most lethal bullshit I can stand to type.
