How to Avoid Donating to your Alma Mater

UT football may be heading down the tubes, but the Alumni Association is still on top of their game. As a college graduate, you’re a prime source to replace the their dwindling state-provided funds.

One of them called me the other day. Here’s what happened:

Caller: Hi, as an alumnus of the University of Tennessee, would you like to consider making a donation to the university?

Me: I was a French major.

Caller: Sorry to bother you sir.

And that’s that. Haven’t had another call from them since.

3 thoughts on “How to Avoid Donating to your Alma Mater”

      1. hey bro …that cracked me up….did not know you had these…will be reading up on them….hope all is well at great lakes…

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