>Now I know my ABCs

>We all know of the Engrish in foreign countries involving vulgar English on clothing. Here’s one I saw.

Over at the Lu Xiang mall, my girlfriend, I, and two of her friends went to see a movie on the night of Christmas Day. The place was a madhouse–even more packed than usual. We had to shuffle our way through throngs of young Chinese, all chatting about loudly, a few dropping dead at the sight of a real-life laowai.

We passed a guy in a hat that read “ABCDEFUCKU.” I tried in vain to get a picture, but he was too fast. I wonder how they’d react if laowai started wearing shirts with “TMD” or “qu4 ni3 de”.

Someone open a Cafe Press store and get on this. We might have an untapped market of high potential here.